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12/17/2006 Entry: "What James Bond Taught Me"

Things I learned from the latest James Bond movie:

-Only white people matter.
-Don't shoot low when in Venice.
-MI5 uses Sony Vaio laptops.
-For big fun, shoot propane tanks.
-Veruschka looks great, even now after all these years.

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